英國(guó)人有他們獨(dú)特的英式幽默，他們流傳的英語(yǔ)冷笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)冷笑話，希望大家能開(kāi)心開(kāi)心，一起來(lái)看看吧！

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一、

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”

“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”

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二、

My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指頭

老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?

凱溫：對(duì)不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個(gè)手指頭。

老師：怎么沒(méi)有扎繃帶呀?

凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。

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三、

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過(guò)去分詞是什么？”。

約翰：“你想它是什么呢”？

老師：“我不用想，我知道！”。

約翰：“我想我不知道”

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