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一、

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

一個(gè)小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人?！?/p>

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”

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二、

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：“你的英語(yǔ)最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”

“很好，我過(guò)去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話(huà)，可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話(huà)了?！?/p>

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三、

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

一位耳聾并且總是嫌?xùn)|西太貴的老太太走進(jìn)一家商店。 她問(wèn)店員：“這東西要多少錢(qián)？”

“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的?！?/p>

老太太說(shuō)：“太貴了，十四美元差不多?！?/p>

店員忙說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)十七美元，是七美元。”

“還是太貴，”老太太說(shuō)：“五美元，我就買(mǎi)啦?！?/p>

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