The best thing to do first thing in the morning is go right back to sleep.
每天起床做的第一件最棒的事就是再睡個回籠覺。

People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.
那些說要付出110%的人都不知道小數(shù)要怎么用。

1. Go to the gym
1. 去健身房

2. Take 500 pictures
2. 拍500張照片

3. Post a different one every day
3．每天發(fā)布一張不同的照片

4. Never go to the gym again
4. 從此再也沒去過健身房

The hardest thing about being single is finding a reason to shower.
單身最艱難的事就是找個去洗澡的理由。

The best things in life are actually really expensive.
事實上，生活中最美好的事情都需要很多錢。

Selfies are a lot sadder when you think them as Alone-ies.
當(dāng)你想著自拍就是獨照的時候，會感到更難過。

Every time I look in the mirror I see a person I truly hate. And then I realize it’s not a mirror, it’s a window.
每次看向鏡子的時候，我都看到一個我非常討厭的人。之后我意識到，那不是一面鏡子，那是個玻璃窗。

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s finally fucking over.
別哭了，因為一切都結(jié)束了。微笑吧，因為他媽的終于結(jié)束了。

I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.
我鍛煉了一小時，而我失去的是60分鐘。

Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.
享受美好的時光吧，因為接下來可能會發(fā)生糟糕的事情。

There’s no such thing as waking up from a nightmare because the world is a nightmare.
根本就沒有從噩夢中醒來這種事，因為世界就是一個噩夢。

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text it’s just that I don’t care about your feelings.
對不起，我沒有回你信息。這只是因為我一點也不關(guān)心你的感受 。

If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down!
如果你從來不相信自己，你就永遠(yuǎn)都不會讓自己失望！

The best part of being single is that the only person who is disappointed when you take your clothes off is you.
單身最好的一點是，當(dāng)你脫光衣裳，失望的人只有你自己。

If I’ve ever offended you I’m not sorry and it’s your fault.
如果我曾經(jīng)冒犯過你，我一點也不感到抱歉，因為這都是你的錯。

Monday hates you, too.
星期一也討厭你。

There are two types of people in the world. I hate both of them.
世界上有兩種人，我兩種都討厭。

1. Wake up
1. 起床

2. Hate everything
2. 討厭一切

3. Go to sleep
3. 睡覺

4. Repeat
4. 繼續(xù)前面的三件事

Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.
從底層開始……現(xiàn)在仍在底層。

Happiness is temporary. Death is forever. Have a nice weekend.
快樂是短暫的。死亡是永恒的。周末愉快。