You are standing in line for 20 minutes, when suddenly someone cuts in front of you. what do you do? Do you say anything?

你排隊排了二十分鐘，這時候突然有人插隊！這是多么讓人崩潰的一件事！你咋辦？你要跟他說點啥？

應(yīng)對方案1.

I use avada kedavra on them

我咒死他們。（avada kedavra 是哈利波特中的索命咒……你太狠了，做人要寬容?。。?/span>

應(yīng)對方案2.

I wait until were almost at the register .......... then I cut in front of that person !! If he/she says anything , I give`em the "finger" !!

先隱忍不動，然后等快到柜臺了，抓住時機搶回地盤！他們敢說半個字，我就豎中指！
（君子報仇十年不晚么……無需語言直接鄙視死插隊者，有腔調(diào)?。?/span>

應(yīng)對方案3.

I once heard a funny story from a young, female radio show host about someone cutting her in line at a beauty counter. Basically, a lady (probably age 45) picked up jars of facial products and cut the girl in a long line that she was in. This girl stared with slight anger at the lady until the lady stared back and asked "what are you looking at?!". The young girl then said loudly so that everyone in the line could hear: "Oh, nothing, I just wanted to see what products you're using! I want to look nice like you when I'm 60 too!".

我聽過一個故事，說的是一個45歲的大媽拿了一堆護膚品，結(jié)賬的時候插到一個女孩子前面。女孩子啥都沒說就只盯著大媽看，大媽被看得不自在了，問小姑娘你看啥看？女孩子用在場所有人都聽得到的音量吼出來一句：沒啥，就想看看你買的護膚品都是什么牌子的，我也想跟你似的，六十歲了還這么不顯老！
（此種毒舌境界乃是吾輩的奮斗目標！?。?/span>

應(yīng)對方案4. 劇場版 “如何杜絕插隊之不文明現(xiàn)象”主題表演
ME = M
PERSON WHO CUTS IN LINE = P

M: ''Ummm.. dude you can't just cut in line like that''

我：額，兄弟，你插隊這樣是不行的。

P:" So, you're not the boss of me"

插隊那貨：你是我老大啊唧唧歪歪的！

M:"You best go at the end of the line"

我：你最好回頭乖乖排隊去。

P:"What if I don't want to?"

插隊那貨：不去，你能咋地！

M:"Then FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FALCON KICK"
**DOUBLE FALCON KICK TO THE FACE**

我：那我就不客氣了。（飛起一腳，踢的就是臉?。?/div>

P:"OH ... MY GOD DUDE U CRAZY"

插隊那貨：哇！你神經(jīng)啊你！

M:"GO TO THE END OF THE LINE OR I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB LIKE WOLVERINE"

我：回去排隊！不然我卸了你！

P:"OH GOD!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

插隊那貨：神啊上帝啊基督爺爺?。。【让。。。?！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊?。。。?！

M:"And that's how you do that"
*Large Applause *

我（面向觀眾）：您瞅準了，就得這樣！
（掌聲雷動）