【GEEK】能撿條命的語言:學(xué)說僵尸語
書籍相關(guān)英文介紹——
When in zombie land, speak as zombies do...
Remember that scene in that zombie movie where the people survive by adopting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the zombie horde? They walk right through the undead and nobody even notices them. Totally the best idea ever, right? (Admit it, it's in your notebook under "Ideas On How To Survive Zombie Invasion.") You'll need a way to blend into the horde and avoid being eaten while you're ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall.
This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you'll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it's "RAHHHhh!" not "Rawr" or "Raaaaah." Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they're working on their muscles or dancing at a local club. The all-purpose BRAINS button can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. Learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience. You're running out of time, so we suggest picking up this book ASAP and making with the learning.
假如某天這個(gè)世界真被僵尸統(tǒng)治了,唯一的生存機(jī)會就是學(xué)會他們的語言——怎么樣,沒聽過這么好的主意吧!下面介紹的這本生存手冊:教你怎么說僵尸語(How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living),將教會你如何在日常生活中混進(jìn)僵尸中和避免被吃掉——比如在僵尸咖啡屋點(diǎn)拿鐵或者在僵尸商場里購物。
手冊帶有一個(gè)電子聲音模塊,可以模擬出準(zhǔn)確的僵尸發(fā)音(”RAHHHhh!”),一共有10個(gè)不同的短語,教會你如何說僵尸語。書里面還有文字說明僵尸世界的習(xí)俗和禮儀,以及插圖講解僵尸的行為。這本書還有一個(gè)全功能按鈕,可以在任何情況下使用,包括致命的情況。
這本書的作者是 Steve Mockus,他的愛好是讀書、徒步和與僵尸交流。這本書在亞馬遜上有售。
滬江小編:這本書的定價(jià)是$14.95~亞馬遜也要賣到$10.17。呃,偶其實(shí)想問,怎么會有出版社出版這樣的書呢~真的會有人買嘛~宅人和GEEK的時(shí)代已經(jīng)優(yōu)先到來了咩?!
咳咳,圍觀過后,我們至少學(xué)會了——zombie? 僵尸(語)這個(gè)單詞~
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