your Glee Club song selections sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod? ?
drag queen 異裝同志
就是是指對時尚特別敏感的男同志或者喜歡打扮稱女性的男同志。建議可以翻譯成偽娘，嗯嗯~~

- Well, I try to do something for everybody. Uh, 25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock... ?
- 100% gay.
噗，為啥這組合就gay了？多對我胃口的……

Wait, th-the kids don't like it when I rap? ?
no I really don't……

How do you get the white on rice? ?
white on rice 緊密，親密無間
很有意思的詞組，米粒上的白色，果然都分不出來啊~

You know what, Jacob? It doesn't take much courage for people to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barcaloungers and log on to the Internet and start tearing people down, does it? But you know what does take some courage? Standing up and singing about something. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online, say what you have to say to my face. ?
Kurt夠帥這段采訪忒大牌范兒了~~直到最后被人潑了……

High school is a dry run for the rest of your life. ?
dry run 演練，排練
按字面來解釋就是干跑，其實這里的run表示過一遍，而不是跑步的意思。

Nervous breakdown. ?
神經(jīng)衰弱



You look steamed.
steam 生氣，發(fā)怒 To become very angry; fume.
一個口語的意思，就是怒得冒煙了。

I put a lot of thought into those. ?
put thought into 投入思考

Consider this a wakeup call.
wakeup call 警告

Well, if Beiste get her way and our budgets are slashed, you'll be cutting kids left and right.
get one's way 為所欲為

I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.
kick-ass 強大的
其實這句話還挺冷喜感的……



Except for the monsoons.
monsoon 雨季