熱門喜劇《生活大爆炸》九月下旬即將回歸，你是不是已經(jīng)在期待了呢？你的腦中有沒有經(jīng)常莫名的響起那句“Our whole universe was in a hot dense state...”?

這里為大家附上CBS早期為生活大爆炸做的片頭手繪版MV，那時候還是周一播放的，今年已經(jīng)改到美國時間周四了哦。

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

宇宙一度又燙又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

140億年前終于爆了炸 等著瞧...

The Earth began to cool,

地球開始降溫

The autotrophs began to drool,

自養(yǎng)生物來起哄

Neanderthals developed tools,

穴居人發(fā)明工具

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

我們建長城（我們建金字塔）

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

數(shù)學 自然科學 歷史 揭開神秘

That all started with the big bang!

一切由大爆炸開始

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,

其實人類歷史沒有多久

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.

星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.

元素在微秒間便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight,

兩足動物直立行走

The dinosaurs all met their fate,

恐龍都得認命了

They tried to leap but they were late

想要突變 沒來得及

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

就死光光了（pp都凍成了化石）

The oceans and pangea

大洋和泛古陸

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

拜拜 才不想學你

Set in motion by the same big bang!

都是爆炸惹的禍

It all started with the big BANG!

一切從大爆炸開始

It's expanding ever outward but one day

宇宙向外膨脹 但有一天

It will cause the stars to go the other way,

星球會反方向運動

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt

向內(nèi)坍塌 反正我們不在了 不會覺得疼

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

我們美好光輝的形象將引發(fā)一場更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

南方古猿肯定不爽我們

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪 （我們現(xiàn)在捉電腦病毒了）

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

宗教 天文 e百科 舊約申命記

It all started with the big bang!

一切從大爆炸開始

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

音樂 神話 愛因斯坦 占星術

It all started with the big bang!

一切從大爆炸開始

It all started with the big BANG!

一切從大爆炸開始?