這一段視頻是美國(guó)著名說唱歌手埃米納姆Eminem上脫口秀節(jié)目Late Show with David Letterman時(shí)的表演。Late Show中有一個(gè)傳統(tǒng)橋段就是Top Ten List，十大榜單。從1985年延續(xù)到現(xiàn)在。在這一期的節(jié)目里，埃米納姆給出的Top Ten是給小盆友們的十條建議。

Eminem pieces of advice for the kids

No.10 Keep it real.

別裝X。

No.9 No one's ever regretted a tattoo.

純爺們兒從來不后悔紋了身。

No.8 With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.

國(guó)外市場(chǎng)變化莫測(cè)，現(xiàn)在正是時(shí)候投資債券。

No.7 Go see Toy Story 3. Now toys are back in town.

去看《玩具總動(dòng)員3》吧，玩具們又回來了。

No.6 Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists.

一定要從授權(quán)經(jīng)銷商那兒買正版音樂，他們才會(huì)付錢給藝人。

No.5 Don’t get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil executives.

毒品、黑社會(huì)、石油商，這些事咱永遠(yuǎn)別攙和（讓人奧巴馬情何以堪啊……）

No.4 Remember the magic words: "please", "thank you" and "step off ,bitch."

請(qǐng)牢記這些萬能詞匯：“請(qǐng)”，“謝謝”還有“彈開、小賤人”。

No.3 Money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness.

錢買不來快樂。它買到的是超越快樂、讓你瘋癲的快感.

No.2 If i sign something for you, and if i see it on ebay, when you go home, I’m gonna be under your bed.

如果我給你簽了名，然后我又看到你拿去易趣上賣，那你回家的時(shí)候我會(huì)在你床底下等你。

No.1 Don’t waste your time watching this show (the late show with david letterman)

別浪費(fèi)青春看這個(gè)破節(jié)目了（大衛(wèi)萊特曼深夜秀）

小編注：此段節(jié)目純屬娛樂，小盆友們不可全信啊！