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Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest man,
And that is Strange.
--A lawyer's tombstone in England
Strange，一個奇怪的姓氏，滑稽而又無情地“否定”了這位律師的美德。

Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny
--John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery
“看官，您若缺錢，不妨掘地四尺，就會發(fā)現(xiàn)一便士?！惫嫒绱?，“便士”兄弟的玩笑可就開大了。（注：thou：you；art：are；wilt：will，古英語中的寫法）

Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
--Dec.8,1767
又是姓氏弄人！她孤獨地死去，還被改了性別，變成了man（與Mann諧音）！

Gone away Owin' more （與owing more諧音）
Than he could pay
--Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England
人們在借給Owen Moore先生錢的時候，會不會因為他的名字而有所猶豫呢？

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
--In Ruidoso, New Mexico
這位先生您好客氣~那我就不客氣地踩上去啦……

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
--Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont?
多么不幸的死法~多么有喜感的墓志銘，而且還押韻……