That was Carrot Top funny compared to this comedic tour de force.
tour de force 杰作，絕技
tour de force是個(gè)法語(yǔ)來(lái)著，表示精妙絕倫。這句話就有那種“小巫見(jiàn)大巫”的意思。
Carrot Top是常駐賭城的一位喜劇演員，以扮相夸張出名。（《越獄》的時(shí)候知道這人的……）
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It was pretty groundbreaking subject matter at the time,
groundbreaking 開(kāi)創(chuàng)性的
本意是破土的，引申為有開(kāi)創(chuàng)性意義的

You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad-asses.?
ass在俚語(yǔ)中有傻冒的意思，而bad-ass則不是壞蛋哦，指那種我行我素，很有個(gè)性，氣場(chǎng)很強(qiáng)，別人不敢惹的角色。
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a list was posted ranking McKinley's ten ugliest Gingers.
ginger是指膚色很白，但是頂著一頭紅發(fā)的人，在西方文化中經(jīng)常被歧視來(lái)著。

I would've been embarrassed I was beaten to the punch.?
beat to the punch 捷足先登

I cannot have these shenanigans at this school!?
shenanigan 惡作劇

Back off. I didn't do squat.?
squat 什么也沒(méi)有 nothing at all
didn't do squat是強(qiáng)調(diào)什么也沒(méi)做，不是雙重否定表示肯定哈。

Man, this song is wack.?
wack 很挫，很衰 Something that just plain sucks, or isn't cool at all.

I'm talking about full-on chaos
full-on 完全的，絕對(duì)的
是個(gè)英國(guó)常用的口語(yǔ)。

As you know, I'm taken.
be taken 名花有主
除了not available之外的另一種說(shuō)法。