If only there's a program that can be installed in a man's brain that could interpret what girls' say.

如果……能有一個軟件裝到男人的腦袋里,翻譯女孩子們的語言……就好了……

boy: what's the problem?

男生:怎么啦?

girl: nothing.

女生:沒事。

*program interpret*

軟件翻譯中……

Program: no, it's not nothing. You should say sorry and hug her!

軟件:不不不,不是真的沒事!你該去道歉、然后抱抱她!


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