【The Newsroom】S01E06(1) Will的失眠癥
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Hints:
West Coast
Ambien
Triborough Bridge
Groucho
Stand here on this spot.
What are you doing?
Administering an eye exam.
Excellent.
Read the top line.
E.
Next line.
I don't know why people think there's a problem with health care in this country. Our current system is fine.
Next line.
L, G. The next line, R, T, Z, the Greek letter for pi, then geometric symbol for congruent, and something off the table of natural elements.
Great, put your tie back on and get in the studio so we can retape that for the West Coast. What's the problem?
I didn't get much sleep last night.
How much is not much?
None.
Seriously?
I went to bed at midnight, didn't fall asleep.
Is this the first time that's happened?
No.
So the second time?
I'm having a little bout with insomnia.
Have you tried Ambien?
I don't want to wake up in the middle of the Triborough Bridge, eating scrambled eggs in my pajamas.
How those eggs got into my pajamas I'll never know.
You shouldn't do Groucho.
But seriously, you need to sleep or you're gonna forget to thank people for washing us.
站到這里來。
干什么?
給你測一下視力。
真行。
第一行是什么?
E.
下一行?
真不明白,怎么會有人覺得現(xiàn)行的醫(yī)保制度有問題,這樣不是挺好的嘛。
下一行。
L,G,下一行,R、T、Z。希臘字母π,幾何學里的"全等"符號,還有某種化學元素符號。
很好,戴上領帶回到演播室去,給西海岸的觀眾重錄一個結尾。怎么了?
我昨晚沒睡好。
怎么個沒睡好?
一點沒睡
真的嗎?
我半夜躺下來一直沒睡著。
這是你第一次失眠嗎?
不是?
第二次嗎?
我失眠有一陣子了。
吃過安眠藥了嗎?
我可不想一覺醒來發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在三區(qū)大橋上,穿著睡衣吃炒雞蛋。
雞蛋怎么跑進我睡衣里了呀?
不要模仿格勞喬。
你真得好好睡覺,否則會忘記感謝觀眾的"收刊"。