? You know you`re in love when you don`t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams- Dr. Seuss 當你終于因為現(xiàn)實比夢境更美而無法入睡時，你戀愛了——蘇斯博士 When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part- Captain Corelli`s Mandolin 戀愛是一種暫時的瘋狂。它像地震一樣爆發(fā)，然后又平息。而當它平息時，你得做出一個判斷。你得弄清楚你同他是否已經盤根錯節(jié)地成為一體，以至無法分開?！犊氯R利上尉的曼陀林》 Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind （Anonymous） 婚姻是因為愛情，愛情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是為瞎子所設的會所。? First Guy （proudly）: "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." （Anonymous） 一個男人驕傲地說：”我老婆是天使“。另一個男人羨慕地說：“你真走運，我的那個還活著?！? Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. （Henry Youngman） 有人問我和我老婆婚姻長久的秘訣：我們倆口子很會享受生活，每周兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。? My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. （Rodney Dangerfield） 我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后…我們就相遇了。? Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.?。↘ing Vidor） 婚姻不是一個詞語… …它是一個判決（句子）。?

? Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. （Duane Dewel） 任何已婚男人都應該忘記自己犯下的錯誤——沒必要兩個人都記得同一件事情吧。? Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. （Joanne Woodward） 性感不久就會逐漸消失，美色也會隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個能讓你每天開懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真婚正是令人滿意的結果。? There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. （James Holt McGavran） 有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉帳方式。它叫做婚姻。? By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll benete a philosopher. （Socrates） 不管怎么說還是結婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會幸福；娶到壞女人，你將會成為哲學家。 ?It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.? 這并非罕見：稍微相識一些就可能結婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會離婚。? To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. （Arthur Schopenhauer） 結婚就是將你的權利減半，將你的職責加倍。? Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. （Goethe） 愛情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實的事情。? A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. （Don Fraser） 一個幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認為對方有可能是對的，盡管雙方都不相信對方是對的。 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. （Mignon McLaughlin） 一個成功的婚姻需要戀愛很多次，而且始終是與同一個人戀愛。? A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. （Helen Rowland）? 光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個借口。?

婚姻人在聽，第二年，女人說話男人在聽，第三年，兩人同時說話，鄰居們在聽。 Love is one long sweet dream

下了我?，F(xiàn)在的這個我扔不掉。 　　A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle) 　　一個好妻子總會在她錯了的時候原諒她的丈夫。 　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates) 　　婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人會失去學士學位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學位/征服者的地位。[譯者注：雙關語] 　　Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman) 　　晚上你回到家里，有一個女人會給你一眼愛情，一手溫情，一懷

接到主句上。 Therefore, Chinese people regard marriage not only as the union of a man and a woman, but also as the foundation of society, which should be treated with solemnity and without the least rashness. ④這

接到主句上。 Therefore, Chinese people regard marriage not only as the union of a man and a woman, but also as the foundation of society, which should be treated with solemnity and without the least rashness. ④這

要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。 ?4."Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them." 　　女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。 　　"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 　　有一個好問題我總是沒答案;那就是“女人到底想要什麼?” 　　"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." 　　我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。 　　Bill Clinton (美國前總統(tǒng)----比 朁/span>克林頓) 　　Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 　　愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。 　　A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland) 　　光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個借口。 　　What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy) 　　我怎么知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。

他們的優(yōu)點。 I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. （Rita Rudner） 我認為穿過耳洞的男人對結婚準備得更為充分。他們已經經歷了痛苦，而且購買了珠寶。

如你的壽命是100年，那我希望自己活到100歲的前一天，因為那樣我的生命中每天都有你?！谞柖?But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun

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