Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do? "Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!" 再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣 母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進(jìn)嘴里吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發(fā)狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道： “你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣！我該怎么辦呢？”孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚鎳幣！”

? ? 若是你在學(xué)習(xí)英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默

Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes." 一個(gè)老人獨(dú)居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨(dú)生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園里種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻松。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻松花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”第二天凌晨4點(diǎn)，一隊(duì)英國士兵出現(xiàn)在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但并沒有找到任何槍支?！?老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發(fā)生了什么事情，下一步應(yīng)該怎么做。 兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it. 凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎？ 媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？ 凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。 媽媽：可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。 凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 譯文： 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！” ?

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．” Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．” 有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。” 有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢？” 父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子?！?

常言道：顏值是第一生產(chǎn)力，但沒有快樂的因子也只能是高冷范哦，每天讀一篇英文小故事，從中發(fā)現(xiàn)英文的樂趣。為了你學(xué)好英文，我已使出洪荒之力。讓我們同外國小孩子一樣從小培養(yǎng)閱讀的習(xí)慣，感受文字的魅力吧。

? [en]Not long after my sister's wedding，one of my father's colleagues and his wife dropped in to see Mom and Dad.The guests had not been invited to the wedding, so when the woman said，”I'm sorry I didn't get over to the church the other day，”Mom assumed she meant the church's Good Cheer Club Tea and Bazaar.[/en][cn]我妹妹婚后不久，我父親的同事夫婦倆順便來看我父母。這兩個(gè)客人沒被邀請(qǐng)出席婚禮。所以那位女士說:“真遺憾，那天我沒有去教堂。”我媽媽以為她的意思是沒有來參加喝彩俱樂部所招待的茶和甩賣活動(dòng)。[/cn] [en]"I'rn glad you didn't.”Mom replied.”You never saw such a mob scene!""I thought I'd like to see how everyone was dressed，"the guest said."What did you wear?"[/en][cn]我媽媽回答說:“你沒有來太好了，免得你看那片亂哄哄的景色.”客人說:“我原打算看看大家穿得如何，你那天穿的是什么?’，[/cn] [en]"Just my old navy print and my oxfords,“said Mom，"and a good thing，too，as we cleared almost a thousand dollars. "[/en][cn]媽媽說:“就是那套老式的海軍呢和我的牛津服唄。值得一提的是，我們掙了一千多塊錢。”[/cn] [en]"Did you take a collection?"the woman gasped.[/en][cn]“你們收了贈(zèng)款了嗎?”那位女士驚奇池問。[/cn] [en]"Oh, no，“said Mom，"you know how it is，a lot of people come just to look and you don't make a thing out of them，so we decided to charge admission at the door.”[/en][cn]“噢，沒有，”媽媽說:“你知道怎么著，許多人只是來看熱鬧，你從他們身上是分文也得不到的，所以我們決定收門票[/cn]?！?[en]At this point Dad realized signals were crossed，and he suggested to Mom that she explain that my sister's wedding had been neither a mob scene nor a profit-making venture.[/en][cn]說到這兒，爸爸覺得意思搞誤會(huì)了。他建議媽媽解釋一下，我妹妹的婚禮既不是哄亂，也沒收取任何錢財(cái)。[/cn] 　

從笑話中學(xué)習(xí)英語，輕松自在，讓你充滿自信、左右逢源。一起來看看今天的幽默笑話故事：漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物

從笑話中學(xué)習(xí)英語，輕松自在，讓你充滿自信、左右逢源。一起來看看今天的幽默笑話故事：漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物