進(jìn)了廚房，拿回來(lái)一打曲奇餅干，再分成3堆，每堆四塊。每個(gè)人都覺得干的很好。 但是化學(xué)家說(shuō)他的貓可以做的更好。他叫來(lái)他的貓然后說(shuō)：“Measure，干你的活去?！盡easure起身，走到冰箱那去，拿出來(lái)一夸脫牛奶，再?gòu)臋还窭锬贸鲆粋€(gè)10盎司的玻璃杯，在里面準(zhǔn)確無(wú)誤地倒入了8盎司牛奶，一滴都沒撒。每個(gè)人都覺得干的很好。 這三個(gè)人對(duì)公務(wù)員說(shuō)，“你的貓可以干什么？”公務(wù)員叫來(lái)他的貓然后說(shuō)：“Coffee break，干你的活去。”Coffee Break跳到他的腳邊，吃掉了曲奇，喝掉了牛奶，這樣做的時(shí)候號(hào)稱背受傷了，然后寫了一份委屈的報(bào)告說(shuō)工作環(huán)境實(shí)在不安全，交給工會(huì)后，回家度過(guò)了剩下的一天。 [/cn]

to find out that he can't talk!"[/en] [cn]他去付錢時(shí)對(duì)拍賣人說(shuō)，“我希望這只鸚鵡一定要會(huì)說(shuō)話。如果出了這么高的價(jià)，它還不能說(shuō)話的話，我肯定會(huì)很難過(guò)的。”[/cn] [en]"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"[/en] [cn]“不要擔(dān)心?！迸馁u人說(shuō)，“它可以說(shuō)話的。你以為時(shí)誰(shuí)在競(jìng)價(jià)時(shí)一直跟你對(duì)著干？”[/cn]

? [en]The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”[/en][cn]服務(wù)員離開了，又很快回來(lái)了。“對(duì)不起，先生，我們的恐龍菜剛賣完?！盵/cn] [en]" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment."No dinosaur?"[/en][cn]“什么?”顧客氣憤地說(shuō):“沒有恐龍?”[/cn] ? [en]The waiter lowered his voice. "Well，we do

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? [en]My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears.? When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer?pressure," Chad told her.[/en][cn]一天晚上，我十幾歲的兒子查理，帶著九個(gè)朋友回到家，他們都扎了耳朵眼兒。當(dāng)兒子的奶奶聽說(shuō)了這件事時(shí)，她問(wèn)我兒子為什么要這樣做，查理告訴她:“是同輩的壓力?！盵/cn] [en]"You should

Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。

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While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly. 在購(gòu)買我的第一部CD唱機(jī)時(shí)，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語(yǔ)言。但是有一個(gè)標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過(guò)銷售商，問(wèn)道：‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思？它的意思是，她說(shuō)，這個(gè)機(jī)器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息－也就是說(shuō)，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂(lè)。換句話說(shuō)，這個(gè)CD唱機(jī)能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。

What Color什么顏色 An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape