若是你在學(xué)習(xí)英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默，情節(jié)生動有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時也可以一起學(xué)習(xí)英語哦。 下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：大五個月。 [en]The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him

一大叢灌木，一只雄獅正看著她。 The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" 夫人哭道：“我們該怎么辦？” "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it." “沒什么”，獵人丈夫說道，“獅子自己走進這么亂的地方的，讓他自己出來吧?！?

兒童時期各個年齡段的孩子都對小故事非常感興趣，故事中有豐富的情節(jié)，同時也蘊含著一定的語言知識，下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：354航班。 ? [en]A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.

到她貼的通知，就可以告訴她，那個人就能從她那里得到一美元。[/cn] [en]Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”[/en] [cn]兩周后，她接幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默到了第一個正式的通知。在她的桌上留著一張字條:“我只想讓你知道，我非常喜歡看那有趣的布告欄。清潔工?！盵/cn] 詞匯學(xué)習(xí)： faraway遙遠的；恍惚的；偏遠 bulletin board公告牌 on a regular basis經(jīng)常；例行的；有規(guī)律的 no one沒有人 put up張貼；舉起；建造；提高；提供食宿； 直接行動 first person第一人 Cleaning Lady清潔女工

] [en]"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."[/en] [cn]“好的先生，”服務(wù)員說，“您點了什么？”丈夫回答：“雞肉驚嚇”[/cn] [en]"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck."[/en] [cn]“啊…不好意思”服務(wù)員說，“我給您上的是北京烤鴨?！盵/cn]

也是我的工作?！盵/cn] [en]“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”[/en] [cn]“不可思議！”銷售員叫道?！斑@不可能！你們老板知道他擁有什么嗎！一只會說話的動物！”[/cn] [en]“No, no,” pleaded the dog. “Please don't! If he finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone as well!”[/en] [cn]“不不，”狗哀求道，“千萬別說！如果他發(fā)現(xiàn)我可以說話，他會讓我也去接電話的！”[/cn]

過了神父，布萊恩跑開了。[/cn] [en]When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.[/en] [cn]告誡會結(jié)束后 ，神父回到住處。當他走到廚房的時候，他發(fā)現(xiàn)火雞不見了。[/cn]

[en]Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."[/en] [cn]兩只蜜蜂在一塊田里相遇了。一只說：“最近怎么樣??？”“不怎么樣?！绷硪恢徽f，“天氣涼了又潮濕，花都不開了，我也沒法采蜜了?！盵/cn] [en]"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."[/en] [cn]“沒事的，”第一只蜜蜂說，“飛五個街區(qū)然后左轉(zhuǎn)。看到汽車之前都一直向前飛。有一個戒酒會，那里有各種鮮花和水果?！盵/cn] [en]"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.[/en] [cn]“謝啦，”第二只蜜蜂說，飛

個人覺得有些奇怪，就去問店主繩子是做什么的？[/cn] [en]"Well this is a highly trained parrot" the shopkeeper replies. "If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English".[/en] [cn]“噢，這是一只訓(xùn)練有素的鸚鵡?！钡曛骰卮鸬??！叭绻憷瓌蛹t繩子，它會講法語，如果你拉動藍繩子，它就講英語”[/cn] [en]"Wow" exclaims the man shopping, "That's really neat. What happens if you pull them both at the same time?"[/en] [cn]“哇塞，”這個人感到很驚訝?！疤珔柡α?。那如果你同時拉呢？”[/cn] [en]"I fall off my perch you idiot!" exclaims the parrot.[/en] [cn]“我會從架子上跌倒的！你個笨蛋！”鸚鵡回答道。[/cn]

[en]A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.[/en] [cn]一只孤獨的青蛙，對所有形式的陪伴都感到絕望，于是它撥打了心理咨詢熱線，想要知道它的未來還有什么樣的可能。[/cn] [en]His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who