個(gè)人說?！拔液臀依掀艁砹藥拙指郀柗颍亚虼虻揭粋€(gè)牛群里?！?"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. “我們?nèi)フ疫@個(gè)球，我四下搜索，發(fā)現(xiàn)一頭牛的屁股后面有個(gè)白色的東西。” "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." “我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然后我犯了一個(gè)錯(cuò)誤?！?"What did you do?" asks the doctor. “你干嘛了？”醫(yī)生問。 "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" “額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對(duì)我老婆喊道，'這個(gè)好像是你的！'”

到她貼的通知，就可以告訴她，那個(gè)人就能從她那里得到一美元。[/cn] [en]Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”[/en] [cn]兩周后，她接幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默到了第一個(gè)正式的通知。在她的桌上留著一張字條:“我只想讓你知道，我非常喜歡看那有趣的布告欄。清潔工?！盵/cn] 詞匯學(xué)習(xí)： faraway遙遠(yuǎn)的；恍惚的；偏遠(yuǎn) bulletin board公告牌 on a regular basis經(jīng)常；例行的；有規(guī)律的 no one沒有人 put up張貼；舉起；建造；提高；提供食宿； 直接行動(dòng) first person第一人 Cleaning Lady清潔女工

人呢？”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。[/cn] [en]“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”[/en][cn]小男孩說：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國人心中第一。”[/cn] [en]but at this point a larger boy held up his hand．[/en][cn]這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來。[/cn] [en]“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”[/en][cn]“那么，”老師對(duì)他說，“你認(rèn)為誰是第一個(gè)男

一大叢灌木，一只雄獅正看著她。 The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" 夫人哭道：“我們?cè)?span style="color: #fe6016">怎么辦？” "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it." “沒什么”，獵人丈夫說道，“獅子自己走進(jìn)這么亂的地方的，讓他自己出來吧?！?

] [en]"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."[/en] [cn]“好的先生，”服務(wù)員說，“您點(diǎn)了什么？”丈夫回答：“雞肉驚嚇”[/cn] [en]"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck."[/en] [cn]“啊…不好意思”服務(wù)員說，“我給您上的是北京烤鴨?！盵/cn]

也是我的工作?！盵/cn] [en]“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”[/en] [cn]“不可思議！”銷售員叫道?！斑@不可能！你們老板知道他擁有什么嗎！一只會(huì)說話的動(dòng)物！”[/cn] [en]“No, no,” pleaded the dog. “Please don't! If he finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone as well!”[/en] [cn]“不不，”狗哀求道，“千萬別說！如果他發(fā)現(xiàn)我可以說話，他會(huì)讓我也去接電話的！”[/cn]

過了神父，布萊恩跑開了。[/cn] [en]When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.[/en] [cn]告誡會(huì)結(jié)束后 ，神父回到住處。當(dāng)他走到廚房的時(shí)候，他發(fā)現(xiàn)火雞不見了。[/cn]

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[en]Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."[/en] [cn]兩只蜜蜂在一塊田里相遇了。一只說：“最近怎么樣??？”“不怎么樣?！绷硪恢徽f，“天氣涼了又潮濕，花都不開了，我也沒法采蜜了?！盵/cn] [en]"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."[/en] [cn]“沒事的，”第一只蜜蜂說，“飛五個(gè)街區(qū)然后左轉(zhuǎn)?？吹狡囍岸家恢毕蚯帮w。有一個(gè)戒酒會(huì)，那里有各種鮮花和水果?！盵/cn] [en]"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.[/en] [cn]“謝啦，”第二只蜜蜂說，飛

個(gè)人覺得有些奇怪，就去問店主繩子是做什么的？[/cn] [en]"Well this is a highly trained parrot" the shopkeeper replies. "If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English".[/en] [cn]“噢，這是一只訓(xùn)練有素的鸚鵡?！钡曛骰卮鸬??！叭绻憷瓌?dòng)紅繩子，它會(huì)講法語，如果你拉動(dòng)藍(lán)繩子，它就講英語”[/cn] [en]"Wow" exclaims the man shopping, "That's really neat. What happens if you pull them both at the same time?"[/en] [cn]“哇塞，”這個(gè)人感到很驚訝。“太厲害了。那如果你同時(shí)拉呢？”[/cn] [en]"I fall off my perch you idiot!" exclaims the parrot.[/en] [cn]“我會(huì)從架子上跌倒的！你個(gè)笨蛋！”鸚鵡回答道。[/cn]