幽默的英文：humor：英?[?hju?m?]，美?['hj?m?]；humorous：英?[?hju?m?r?s]，美?[?hju?m?r?s]。A humorous or droll person; 幽默者幽默或滑稽的人。 參考例句： Pawky humor 耐人尋味的幽默合得天衣無縫。 American humor is founded largely on inflation. 美國式的幽默主要以夸張為基礎。 To amuse oneself with humorous or teasing banter. 戲謔以幽默或戲謔的嘲弄而愉悅某人。 The boss is in no humor to talk to you right now. 此刻老板沒有心情同你說話。 humorous是什么意思： adj. 幽默的；滑稽

幽默得過老虎嗎？” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了?！盵/cn] [en]3、Lady First[/en] [cn]女士優(yōu)先[/cn] [en]teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."[/en] [cn]一位老師問班上的學生：”公牛和母牛在田里“這個句子對嗎？” 大多數(shù)學生回答說：“對，一點不錯?！?只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士?！盵/cn] ?

兒童時期各個年齡段的孩子都對小故事非常感興趣，故事中有豐富的情節(jié)，同時也蘊含著一定的語言知識，下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：讓鮮花代替您的語言。 [en]A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers". "Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist. "Only one?"the florist asked. " Just one，“the customer replied.“I'm a man of few words. "[/en] [cn]一位先生走進一家生意興隆的商店。他見到花店的大廣告牌上寫著:“讓鮮花代替您的語言。” “請包一支玫瑰?！彼麑u花的人說。 “就要一支?”賣花人問。 “對，就一支?！蹦俏幌壬f:“我這

[en]harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.[/en][cn]哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。[/cn] [en]"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.[/en][cn]“你們?yōu)槭?span style="color: #fe6016">么開那么快？”警官喊道。[/cn] [en]"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident![/en][cn]“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達目的地?！盵/cn]

? ? 若是你在學習英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默

狗狗去街角散步嗎？”[/cn] [en]Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."[/en] [cn]媽媽回答說，“不，因為她有些熱?！盵/cn] [en]"What's that mean?" asked the child.[/en] [cn]“那是什么意思？”小女孩問。[/cn] [en]"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."[/en] [cn]“問你爸爸去吧，”媽媽回答道，“他應該在車庫里。”[/cn] [en]The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."[/en] [cn]于是小女孩就去了車庫里，說“爸爸，我可以帶Belle去街角散散步嗎？我問了媽媽，但她說狗狗有些熱，讓我來問問你。”[/cn] [en]Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."[/en] [cn]爸爸說，“把Belle帶過來吧。”他拿了跟布條，用汽油浸過，然后綁在了狗狗的背上用力擦了擦狗狗的背，說“好了，你現(xiàn)在可以去了，但是得一直拿著Belle的皮帶，并且只能在街角走一次?！盵/cn] [en]The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"[/en] [cn]小女孩離

給你兩只兔子。[/cn] [en]swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel（包裹） . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.?[/en][cn]斯威夫特轉過身來說：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀?，F(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個教訓。[/cn] [en]the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in. the doctor entered, walked to his desk and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields.[/en][cn]小廝坐了下來，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說進來。博士進了門，走到桌旁說道：先生，我的女主人向您致以親切的問候，并希望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今天早晨在地里打的。[/cn] [en]the boy answered, thank you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.[/en][cn]小廝回答說：謝謝你，我的孩子。向你的女主人和她的兒子致謝，謝謝他們的關心。這兩個先令是送給你本人的。[/cn] [en]the doctor laughed, and after that, swift never forgot to give the boy his tip.[/en][cn]博士笑了，打那以后，斯威夫特從沒忘記送小費給小廝。[/cn]

若是你在學習英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放松放松。 英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默，情節(jié)生動有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時也可以一起學習英語哦。 下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：大五個月。 [en]The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him

兒童時期各個年齡段的孩子都對小故事非常感興趣，故事中有豐富的情節(jié)，同時也蘊含著一定的語言知識，下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：354航班。 ? [en]A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.

他們說這是一只導盲犬?！盵/cn] [en]The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"[/en] [cn]第二個人謝過了第一個人，走向吧臺。他要一杯飲料。招待說：“嗨，你不能把那只狗帶進來！”[/cn] [en]The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."[/en] [cn]第二個人回答道“這是我的導盲犬。”招待說，“不，我不這么認為。從來沒有吉娃娃做導盲犬的。”[/cn] [en]The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"[/en] [cn]這個人停頓了一會，回答道“什么？！他們給了我一只吉娃娃？！”[/cn]