? Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. （Duane Dewel） 任何已婚男人都應(yīng)該忘記自己犯下的錯(cuò)誤——沒必要兩個(gè)人都記得同一件事情吧。? Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. （Joanne Woodward） 性感不久就會(huì)逐漸消失，美色也會(huì)隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個(gè)能讓你每天開懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真婚正是令人滿意的結(jié)果。? There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. （James Holt McGavran） 有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉(zhuǎn)帳方式。它叫做婚姻。? By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll benete a philosopher. （Socrates） 不管怎么說還是結(jié)婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會(huì)幸福；娶到壞女人，你將會(huì)成為哲學(xué)家。 ?It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.? 這并非罕見：稍微相識(shí)一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會(huì)離婚。? To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. （Arthur Schopenhauer） 結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。? Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. （Goethe） 愛情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實(shí)的事情。? A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. （Don Fraser） 一個(gè)幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對(duì)方有可能是對(duì)的，盡管雙方都不相信對(duì)方是對(duì)的。 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. （Mignon McLaughlin） 一個(gè)成功的婚姻需要戀愛很多次，而且始終是與同一個(gè)人戀愛。? A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. （Helen Rowland）? 光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。?

婚姻人在聽，第二年，女人說話男人在聽，第三年，兩人同時(shí)說話，鄰居們?cè)诼牎?Love is one long sweet dream

下了我?，F(xiàn)在的這個(gè)我扔不掉。 　　A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle) 　　一個(gè)好妻子總會(huì)在她錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候原諒她的丈夫。 　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates) 　　婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會(huì)失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會(huì)獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。[譯者注：雙關(guān)語(yǔ)] 　　Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman) 　　晚上你回到家里，有一個(gè)女人會(huì)給你一眼愛情，一手溫情，一懷

算在今年九月民主黨全國(guó)大會(huì)前夕宣布支持同性婚姻的立場(chǎng)，不過由于副總統(tǒng)拜登日前在采訪中

要為那些不愿在你身上花費(fèi)時(shí)間的人而浪費(fèi)你的時(shí)間。 ?4."Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them." 　　女人給了男人做大事的激勵(lì)和靈感，同時(shí)又給了男人完成大事的阻力。 　　"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 　　有一個(gè)好問題我總是沒答案;那就是“女人到底想要什麼?” 　　"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." 　　我跟我太太才說了幾個(gè)字，她卻回了我一段長(zhǎng)篇大論。 　　Bill Clinton (美國(guó)前總統(tǒng)----比 朁/span>克林頓) 　　Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 　　愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。 　　A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland) 　　光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。 　　What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy) 　　我怎么知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。

由于宗教信仰等原因，美國(guó)人傳統(tǒng)上反對(duì)同性婚姻。然而，近年來，對(duì)于同性戀的態(tài)度有了重大的變化。據(jù)調(diào)查，在1988年，堅(jiān)決反對(duì)同性戀的人占到72%；到了2010年，這一比例下降了近一半。

，婚姻是現(xiàn)實(shí)的事情。 A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser) 一個(gè)幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對(duì)方有可能是對(duì)的，盡管雙方都不相信對(duì)方是對(duì)的。 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin) 一個(gè)

他們的優(yōu)點(diǎn)。 I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. （Rita Rudner） 我認(rèn)為穿過耳洞的男人對(duì)結(jié)婚準(zhǔn)備得更為充分。他們已經(jīng)經(jīng)歷了痛苦，而且購(gòu)買了珠寶。

如你的壽命是100年，那我希望自己活到100歲的前一天，因?yàn)槟菢游业纳忻刻於加心??！谞柖?But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun

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