小破了衣服。[/cn] [en]It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said?Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."[/en][cn]顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”[/cn] [en]"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."[/en][cn]“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”[/cn] [en]"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"[/en][cn]“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”[/cn]

[en]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."[/en][cn]一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。她的老師說(shuō)：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常小?！蹦莻€(gè)小女孩說(shuō)約拿(一位西伯來(lái)先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說(shuō)：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來(lái)講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的?！蹦莻€(gè)小女孩說(shuō)：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿?！彼睦蠋焼枺骸澳敲?，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他?！盵/cn]

[en]Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.[/en][cn]兩個(gè)雙胞胎走進(jìn)幼兒園?！澳銈儍蓚€(gè)誰(shuí)大誰(shuí)小?”保育員問。[/cn] [en]One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her.”[/en][cn]其中的一個(gè)眨了眨眼睛說(shuō)，“哥哥，不要告訴她?！盵/cn]

英語(yǔ)笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話住了眼睛。 to blindfold the hostage 蒙住人質(zhì)的眼睛 2. 妨礙視力；遮住(或擋住)…的視線： The tall man in the front blindfolded me. 前面的高個(gè)子男人擋住了我的視線。 3. 使不理解，使失去識(shí)別能力(或判斷力、覺察力)；使模糊不清；使遲鈍；使迷惑；蒙騙： to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation 被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的 ? [en] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.? “沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)， Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" “不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人?！?"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?” 詞匯學(xué)習(xí)： ?little ?小的 ?bark 吠叫?[barking]是[bark]的現(xiàn)在分詞形式 ?

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" 一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰(shuí)認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來(lái)?”她一開始就說(shuō)。 Little Johnny then stood up. 小約翰尼站了起來(lái)。 The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" “你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。 "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" “不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著。” 詞匯學(xué)習(xí)： psychology　心理學(xué) Everyone　每個(gè)人 ?

英語(yǔ)笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。 約翰尼：先生，在這兒。 老師：對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答我是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞? 薩默：先生，是約翰尼。 [/cn] ? [en] Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more! [/en][cn] 閃電 老師：為什么說(shuō)閃電從來(lái)不會(huì)兩次擊中同一個(gè)地方? 羅伊：因?yàn)樗鼡糁幸粋€(gè)地方一次以后，那個(gè)地方就不存在了。 [/cn] ? [en] The Climate of New

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語(yǔ)小笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語(yǔ)小笑話：可憐的人，希望對(duì)大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語(yǔ)小笑話：終身保修，希望對(duì)大家有幫助。