快地到一個長凳上坐下，打開了她們的“狗”。[/cn] [en]The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"[/en] [cn]年長的修女先打開了她的，然后，仔細地凝視了一會，向另外一位修女靠了過去，小心地耳語道“你拿到哪個部分了？”[/cn]

? An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him. 一位貪婪的鴨子獵手想在市場上買只新的捕鳥的狗。當看見一只狗能在水上走路然后抓住鴨子時，他決定：就是它了。這實在是太新奇了，他覺得應該沒有哪個朋友會相信他吧。 He decided to try to break the news to his most skeptical friend, inviting him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by; they fired, and a duck fell. 他首先向一個最容易懷疑的朋友發(fā)布了這個消息，帶上狗邀請這位朋友和他一同打獵。他們在河岸邊等待，突然一群鴨子飛過，他們開槍了，于是有一只野鴨掉了下來。 The dog responded. It did not sink, but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. 狗動起來了。它沒有沉下去，而是走在水上去叼鴨子，連爪子都沒濕。 The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. 這位朋友目睹了這一切，不發(fā)一語。 On the drive home the hunter finally broke the silence, asking, “Well, what do you think of my new dog?” 回家的時候，獵人打破了沉默，問道：“你覺得這只狗怎么樣啊？” The other guy was quiet for a moment, then said, “Can’t swim, huh?” 朋友沉默了一會，說道：“它不會游泳，對吧？”

the rabbit.[/en] [cn]兔子說：“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了，它摸了一下兔子。[/cn] [en]He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."[/en] [cn]蛇說：“額，你全身都有皮毛，有一個小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很長，后腿很粗壯…”[/cn] [en]The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.[/en

[en]In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.[/en] [cn]在曼哈頓的一個狗公園里，三只狗正在聊著它們的血統(tǒng)是怎樣的。[/cn] [en]The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."[/en] [cn]第一只狗說，“嗯，我媽媽是只考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是只貴賓犬，所以我是只可卡頗。我們都是很時髦的?！盵/cn] [en]The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."[/en] [cn]第二只狗嗅了嗅，說：“那挺好的。我爸爸是只純種的哈巴狗，媽媽則是只得過獎的比格犬，我就是只哈巴小獵狗啦。我們是洛杉磯最新潮的。”[/cn] [en]The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.[/en] [cn]第三只狗看上去很不舒服，試著轉移話題。“別這樣，告訴我們吧。”其他兩只狗勸道。最終，它還是說了。[/cn] [en]"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."[/en] [cn]“額，我爸爸是只牛頭梗，我媽媽是只西施犬…”[/cn]

[en] Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." [/en] [cn] 森林的深處，一只小烏龜正在往樹上爬。幾個小時后，它到達了頂端，然后跳了下去，揮舞著前腿，然后撞到了地上。恢復好了以后，它慢慢地再次開始爬樹，跳下，然后跌到地上。小烏龜一次又一次地嘗試，有兩只小鳥坐在樹枝上看著它這悲劇式的嘗試。 終于，雌性小鳥轉向她的伴侶。 “親愛的，”她說，“我認為是時候告訴他他是領養(yǎng)來的了。” [/cn]

? [en]There was once a large，fat woman who had a small，thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays，his wife used to make hirn give her all his money，and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.[/en][cn]曾有一位塊兒大、膘肥的女人，她的丈夫卻是瘦小、干癟。丈夫是在一家大公司做事。每到周五晚上領到工資，也正是周五這位丈夫回家時，老婆就讓他把所有錢都交出來，然后再給他一點兒在辦公室吃午飯的錢。[/cn] [en]One day the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates.”You'll never guess what happened to me today，dear,"he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added:“I won ten thousand pounds on the lottery!”[/en][cn]一天，這位小丈夫回到家，興奮得不得了。他匆匆忙忙地來到起居室。他老婆正在那兒聽廣播，吃巧克力?！坝H愛的，你永遠也猜不

開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。[/cn]　 [en]Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"[/en]　 [cn]鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來!”?[/cn] [en]First Flight[/en] [cn]第一次坐飛機?[/cn]　 [en]Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.?[/en]　 [cn]約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛

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