看《卑鄙的我》學(xué)地道口語(yǔ):誰(shuí)還需要銀行!我們靠自己
【內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】
超級(jí)壞蛋格魯(史蒂夫·卡瑞爾 Steve Carell 配音)在聽(tīng)說(shuō)埃及金字塔被盜的新聞后不滿市面上新賊輩出,決定在納法利歐博士(拉塞爾·布蘭德 Russell Brand 配音)的幫助下建造火箭升空盜取月亮。在向壞蛋銀行貸款的過(guò)程中,格魯盜取的收縮射線槍被新賊維克托(杰森·席格爾 Jason Segel 配音)搶走。為了奪回收縮射線槍?zhuān)耵敍Q定領(lǐng)養(yǎng)三位孤兒——瑪戈(米蘭達(dá)·卡斯格拉夫 Miranda Cosgrove 配音)、伊迪絲(達(dá)娜·蓋伊 Dana Gaier 配音)和阿格蕾絲(埃爾?!べM(fèi)舍 Elsie Fisher 配音),利用她們進(jìn)入維克托的城堡兜售餅干的機(jī)會(huì)實(shí)施偷盜,計(jì)劃成功后再偷偷處理掉三個(gè)小孩。然而在平凡的日常相處中,格魯卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己越來(lái)越離不開(kāi)這三個(gè)小鬼,但這樣的感情用事卻將嚴(yán)重影響周密的盜月計(jì)劃……選段中,因?yàn)镚ru得不到Perkins經(jīng)理的青睞,所以沒(méi)能借成錢(qián),但是因?yàn)楹⒆觽兊目犊饽遥€有藥丸手下的無(wú)私貢獻(xiàn),他們準(zhǔn)備靠自己造火箭~
【選段臺(tái)詞】
Perkins:You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.
Gru:Believe me, I am completely focused.
Agnes:Hello!?
Perkins:What?
Agnes:That guy is huge!
Eidth:Are we on TV?
Perkins:What are those? Children?
Gru:What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! No, no, no!
Agnes:Freeze ray!
Perkins:Mr. Gru?
Gru:Okay. As I was saying...
Perkins:No need to continue. I've seen quite enough.
Gru:But my plan...
Perkins:Is a great plan. I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. You.
(Gru recalled the past.)
Young?Gru:Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! Look, Mom, I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype!
Gru:I don't understand.
Perkins:Let's face reality, Gru. You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... Well, a younger villain.
Gru:But I...
Perkins:It's over. Goodbye, Gru.
Gru:Now, I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. They are true. In terms of money, we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.
(Everybody cried.)
Gru:We are doomed. Now would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. I know. I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. What is it?Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk?
(Kids gave him a piggy bank, and then everybody contributed his own money.)
Gru:Yes! Yes, we will build our own rocket using this and whatever else we can find!Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! Who needs the bank?