1. What year did Jesus think it was?
1. 上帝啊，你以為這是個什么年代？

2. Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.
2．我眼睛分辨不出膚色。人們說我是白人，我信。因為警察尊稱我“先生”。

3. Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
3．“亞洲”這個詞英語有四個字母，卻擁有三十億人?！?/div>

4. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
4．你知道得克薩斯州的那些判決最大的影響是什么嗎？那里人更少了。

5. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
5. 我們不能把十戒貼在法院的真正原因是：你不能讓“不可偷竊”、“不可通奸”、“不可說謊”這樣的字眼出現(xiàn)在一個滿是律師、法官、政客的地方，這樣會創(chuàng)造不利的工作環(huán)境。

6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
6．無神論就是不做預(yù)言的體制。

7. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
7．伙計，你瞧法語，每樣?xùn)|西都有不同的詞表示。

8. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
8．如果一個人一直都面帶微笑，那他很可能是在推銷不能用的東西。

9. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
9．為什么我們說“美國夢”，你得先睡著才能相信。

10. Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
10．上帝寬恕罪人，可不寬恕罪犯。