美文欣賞:男人的問(wèn)題
來(lái)源:滬江聽(tīng)寫(xiě)酷
2011-07-01 01:24
男人也是善變的動(dòng)物,你了解么?
hints:
Kampunc
stubborn
PS:無(wú)需聽(tīng)寫(xiě)題目,直接從正文開(kāi)始。
hints:
Kampunc
stubborn
PS:無(wú)需聽(tīng)寫(xiě)題目,直接從正文開(kāi)始。
If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you, he is great, but you are a fool.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome;
If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
如果你對(duì)他好,他說(shuō)你愛(ài)上他了。
對(duì)他不好,他說(shuō)你驕傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮,他說(shuō)你企圖誘惑他。
如果不,他說(shuō)你是鄉(xiāng)下來(lái)的。
如果你跟他理論,他說(shuō)你固執(zhí)。
如果你沉默,他說(shuō)你沒(méi)大腦!
如果你比他聰明,他會(huì)感到丟臉。
如果他比你聰明,他就是有智慧,而你是傻瓜。
如果你不愛(ài)他,他想擁有你;
如果你愛(ài)他,他就想離開(kāi)你。
如果你告訴他你的問(wèn)題,他說(shuō)你麻煩。
如果不,他說(shuō)你不信任他。
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lure v. 引誘,誘惑
stubborn adj. 頑固的,倔強(qiáng)的
possess v. 持有,克制,為...著迷