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I didn't get my first iPhone until about a year ago (shut up), and even once I had it, I didn't immediately explore its full potential. You can therefore imagine my utter delight upon discovering all of the hidden talents that Siri has.?
一年以前我才有了屬于自己的第一個(gè)iPhone手機(jī)（噓不要說）。即便當(dāng)我擁有之后，我也沒有立馬發(fā)掘它的全部潛能。因此你大概可以想象當(dāng)我發(fā)現(xiàn)Siri的全部隱藏技能時(shí)，我是多么地欣喜若狂。

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1. Siri Will Help You Find A Designated Driver When You're Too Drunk To Spell Your Own Name
1、當(dāng)你醉的不省人事連自己的名字都拼不出時(shí)，Siri會(huì)幫助你尋找一名指定的司機(jī)

This. Is. Awesome. At 6:41 in the morning, I decided to tell Siri that I was drunk. (I wasn't, obviously; I was at work.)
這簡(jiǎn)直太棒了！在早上6：41的時(shí)候，我決定告訴Siri我喝醉了（事實(shí)上我并沒有，我在工作）。

Not only did she lay down the law and tell me that neither of us was getting behind the wheel, but she also offered to help me call a cab. Thanks, Siri!
她不但對(duì)我發(fā)號(hào)施令告訴我不能駕車，還幫助我叫了一輛出租車。太謝謝你了，Siri！

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2. Siri Will Post Your Very Important Twitter Messages
2、Siri會(huì)幫助你發(fā)布重要的推特消息

I told Siri, "Post to Twitter," and this is what happened. I love Siri. She's like a friend that I can put in my pocket and take with me everywhere. Now I can keep all my followers updated with my exciting life.
我告訴Siri, “發(fā)到推特上”，然后就發(fā)生了這個(gè)。我愛Siri。她就像我的一個(gè)可以裝進(jìn)口袋的朋友，可以和我去到任何地方?，F(xiàn)在我可以第一時(shí)間更新我的精彩生活并且與關(guān)注我的人分享。

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3.?Siri Will Creep On Whoever Is Flying Over You
3、Siri會(huì)知道飛過你頭頂?shù)囊磺袞|西

Practical? No. Cool? YES. This kind of made me feel like a badass, knowing where all the nearby planes are (ish).
實(shí)用嗎？不實(shí)用?？釂?？太酷了。這個(gè)功能讓我感覺自己像個(gè)反派混蛋，因?yàn)槲夷苤栏浇酗w機(jī)的航線。

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4. She'll Tell You What People Are Tweeting About
4、她會(huì)告訴你其他人的推特內(nèi)容

Not only will Siri post your tweet for you, but if you politely ask her what someone is talking about on Twitter, she'll bring up some of their recent tweets. So much easier than signing into Twitter, typing the name...
Siri不但會(huì)幫你發(fā)布推特，如果你禮貌地問她其他人在推特上談?wù)撌裁?，她?huì)給你展示他人的一些最新推特。這比起登錄推特、輸入名字要簡(jiǎn)單得多。

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5. She'll Tell An Entire Knock Knock Joke By Herself While Simultaneously Insulting You
5、她會(huì)說出一個(gè)完整的“敲門”笑話同時(shí)羞辱你一下

I was looking for a little light-hearted entertainment this morning. This is what I got. Mission: accomplished.
這個(gè)早晨我正在尋找一些輕松的消遣方式。我得到了如圖的回應(yīng)。任務(wù)完成。

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6. She'll Sing You A Pretty Song
6、她會(huì)為你唱一首優(yōu)美的歌

Sometimes, I like to be serenaded while I write. Although I have to admit, I was surprised by her choice of song.
有時(shí)，我在寫東西時(shí)喜歡聽聽小夜曲。盡管我不得不承認(rèn)，她選歌的品味讓我大吃一驚。

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7. Siri Will Boost Your Self-Esteem When You're Not Feeling Your Best
7、當(dāng)你自我感覺不好時(shí)，Siri會(huì)幫助你提高自尊心

That was exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks, girlfriend.
這正是我需要聽到的。謝謝你，女伴兒。

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8. She'll Put You Back In The Friend Zone Where You Belong
8、她會(huì)讓你回到屬于你的朋友圈

This made me giggle.
笑死我了。

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9. Siri Will Help You Take A Selfie
9、Siri會(huì)幫助你自拍

Simply command, "Take a selfie." The only downfall is that when it opens the camera, it's not facing you.
簡(jiǎn)單下達(dá)一個(gè)命令“來張自拍”。唯一的缺點(diǎn)就是當(dāng)她打開攝像頭時(shí)，并不是對(duì)著你的。