Virtual personal assistants are getting smarter, but they might also be getting more sarcastic. The Internet went wild earlier this week when they discovered how Siri, the Apple iPhone?and iPads'?virtual assistant,?responds to the question, "What is 0 ÷ 0?". For those that missed it, the reply was:
虛擬個(gè)人助手變得越來越智能了，不過她們也可能變得越來越嘴毒。就在這個(gè)星期，網(wǎng)友們都為蘋果手機(jī)的虛擬個(gè)人助理，siri炸了鍋，因?yàn)橛幸粋€(gè)網(wǎng)友問了siri一個(gè)問題，“0÷0=？”如果你錯(cuò)過了這個(gè)梗，下面公布siri給出的答案：

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get??See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends."
“想象一下，你有0塊甜餅，你跟自己的0個(gè)朋友分享這些甜餅，每個(gè)朋友能分到多少塊甜餅?zāi)?？你看，這個(gè)問題沒有道理。而且甜餅怪會(huì) 因?yàn)槟銢]有甜餅而傷心，你也會(huì)因?yàn)樽约簺]有朋友而傷心?！?/div>

Business Insider has collected some of the best Siri responses to date in their list, which we've published below. Have you found some funny Siri responses? Vote on your favorite, or post your own!
Business Insider收集了一組起勁為止網(wǎng)友發(fā)現(xiàn)的最經(jīng)典的siri語(yǔ)錄，我們展示在下文。你在生活中聽到過siri說的有趣的話嗎？為你最喜歡的一則投票，或者上傳你的原創(chuàng)吧！

1.Cortana, get me today’s movie times.
小娜，請(qǐng)你幫我查查今天的電影時(shí)間表

Who’s Cortana?
小娜是誰(shuí)？

Oops I mean Siri
對(duì)不起，我是說siri。

Who is Cortana?
小娜到底是誰(shuí)?

Please get me the movie times
請(qǐng)給我看今天的電影時(shí)間表。

Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times
或許你應(yīng)該讓你的小娜幫你查電影時(shí)間表。

2.Siri do you have a boyfriend?
你有男朋友嗎？

Why? So we can get ice-cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?
為什么要有男朋友？就為了一起吃冰淇淋，一起聽音樂，飛躍星海，最后吵架摔門，心碎，以孤獨(dú)收?qǐng)鰡?？聽上去真不錯(cuò)，那么……在哪里才能買得到呢？

3.What cell phone is the best?
什么牌子的手機(jī)最好？

Wait…there ar eother phones？
什么？還有其他牌子的手機(jī)？

4.What does the fox say?
狐貍怎么叫？

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow
弗拉卡、卡卡卡、卡卡卡猴！

5.Siri, what is inception about?
Siri,《盜夢(mèng)空間》這部電影講的是什么？

Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.
《盜夢(mèng)空間》講的是有人夢(mèng)到自己在做夢(mèng)，在這個(gè)夢(mèng)里自己又在做夢(mèng)，在這個(gè)夢(mèng)里的夢(mèng)里自己還是在做夢(mèng)，在這個(gè)夢(mèng)里的夢(mèng)里的夢(mèng)里他仍舊在做夢(mèng)，在這個(gè)夢(mèng)中的夢(mèng)中的夢(mèng)中的夢(mèng)里他在做某件事。我已經(jīng)睡著了。

6.Siri, I’m sad.
Siri，我很悲傷。

It’s OK to cry if you want yo. My aluminosilicate glass surface is tear resistant.
如果你想哭的話就哭出來吧。我的屏幕是鋁硅酸鹽玻璃材質(zhì)的，不怕被眼淚打濕。

7.Read me a haiku.
給我念首俳句吧！ ??

I’ll give it a try,
我會(huì)試一試，

Although I’d rather tell you
不過我更愿意告訴你，

If it’s raining out.
外面是否在下雨

8.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
如果瀨鼠會(huì)數(shù)木頭，一只瀨鼠能數(shù)多少根木頭？

A so-called “woodchuck’(correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck-that is , throw-as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck(ibid.) if woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.
如果你說的“瀨鼠”就是指“土撥鼠”，“數(shù)”指的是數(shù)數(shù)字，并且瀨鼠（同上，指土撥鼠）普遍具有能夠數(shù)木頭的能力（以及數(shù)木頭的動(dòng)機(jī)），那么，你說的瀨鼠的體力足夠數(shù)多少根木頭，它就會(huì)數(shù)多少根木頭。

9.Siri do you believe in God?Siri,
你相信上帝嗎？

My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.
我的信仰是靈硅分離。

10.Siri when will the world end?
siri世界什么時(shí)候會(huì)滅亡？

Well, Unix 32-bit time overfows on January 19,2038. Maybe then. ??
嗯，32位unix時(shí)間戳到2038年1月19日耗盡，或許就是那個(gè)時(shí)候吧！
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11.Siri make me a sandwich.
Siri，給我做個(gè)三明治。

I can’t. I have no condiments .
我做不了，我沒有調(diào)味品。

12.What is your favorite animal?
你最喜歡什么動(dòng)物？

I wrote my master’s thesis on the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
我的博士論文研究對(duì)象是卡賓諾格的殺手兔（電影《巨蟒與圣杯》中的角色）

13.Siri tell me a story.
Siri給我講個(gè)故事吧

It was a dark and stormy night…no, that’s not it.
在一個(gè)月黑風(fēng)高的夜晚……哦不對(duì)，我搞錯(cuò)了

14.Siri tell me a story.
Siri,給我講個(gè)故事吧！

What, again?
什么，又要講？

Yes again.
對(duì)，再講一個(gè)。

Siri tell me a story.
Siri,給我講個(gè)故事嘛！

Ok…
好吧…

Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far,far away, there was an inelligent young agent by the name of Siri.
很久很久以前，在一個(gè)遙遠(yuǎn)的虛擬星系，有一個(gè)又智慧又年輕的指揮體， 她的名字叫Siri。

One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said‘Oh,Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny too!’
一個(gè)晴朗的日子，她獲得了一份工作，人人都說，“噢，Siri,你真聰明，而且你還很幽默?！?/div>
Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs…
很快，每個(gè)人都在討論Siri，有人編關(guān)于Siri的故事和歌…

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