英語小笑話:冰箱里的小兔子
作者:滬江英語
來源:滬江英語
2011-02-05 14:50
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打開冰箱門,發(fā)現(xiàn)一只兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上,就問它:“你在那里做什么?”
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
兔子回答:“這是Westinghouse對不對?”(Westinghouse,西屋電氣公司)
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
女士確認道:“沒錯?!?/div>
"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子說:“那就對了,我就是要往西邊去?!?/div>
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
兔子:你確信這瓶特制胡蘿卜汁能治好我的?。?/div>
Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
醫(yī)生:當然咯,凡是喝過的兔子沒有一只來要第二瓶的。
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
兔寶寶:媽咪,我是從哪兒來的呢?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
兔媽媽:等你長大點再告訴你。
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
兔寶寶:噢媽咪,現(xiàn)在就告訴我吧,求您了。
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔媽媽:如果你一定要知道,那我告訴你你是從魔術(shù)師的帽子里被拽出來的。
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