【讀報(bào)筆記】英網(wǎng)站公布?xì)g樂答題 令老師哭笑不得
Website called offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.
hilarious: 歡鬧的;非?;模幌膊蛔越?/strong>
Teachers from the US and UK are posting the best real exam answers from the pupils they teach on the website www..
The students may have got an E in their tests but they've been creating chortles on the internet since the site was created.
chortles: 哈哈大笑;開心地笑
Many of the answers range from the disturbing to the crude and the naive to the ridiculous. There are hundreds to choose from. Some of the funniest are in a slideshow above.
Funny and rude drawings, intentional or not, feature regularly on the site, as do lines directed to teacher, such as "I know I'm going to fail this" or a drawing of a snoring pupil.
Some of the examples are from detention slips or appraisal forms. One boy in particular received a punishment slip for dressing up as Superman.
appraisal form:成績(jī)報(bào)告
Another pupil gives the meaning of a hermaphodite as "Lady Gaga".
Often the students will draw animals such as bears or walruses in a bid to distract from being unable to answer the question.
walrus: 海象
Readers can judge and rate which answer they find funniest. An impressive but slightly disturbing cartoon strip about abstinence is the most popular example at the time of writing.
abstinence: 節(jié)制;禁欲
The teacher marks the piece with the comment "I've arranged a meeting with your guidance counsellor".
點(diǎn)擊查看口譯備考專題,閱讀更多相關(guān)文章!